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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 30
happy memorial day, and thank you to everyone who plays a part in keeping america safe. thinking of you and your families. xo
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 30
no rest for the weary/canadian, it's back to work for me today. fun things ahead! #FSD
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 30
thank you so much for this beautiful artwork, @musicalsoul2! you are incredibly talented!!!
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 29
me: i'm kidnapping youava: you have to let me go or i'll miss my plane
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 29
today i learned i'm really, really bad at kidnapping, which was not much of a surprise.
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 29
happy sunday! the caldwell girls are going on a brunch hunt, and then i'm staging a casual kidnapping so she can't leave me.
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 29
i'm always with you in spirit! but... twitter, can we hook this nice young lady up?| spicy @wasabigreens @sophiacaldwell i'm starting to think the reasons all my dates go so badly is because you aren't there to intervene |
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ziggy stardust @harlequeen ∙ May 28
can we nominate @sophiacaldwell for the new host of Intervention
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jamie @jamiex ∙ May 28
I would watch a reality TV show where @sophiacaldwell wandered around and crashed people's first dates.
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 28
like seriously, don't let it happen to you because just watching it is exhausting and now i feel like i have to tell that guy his date ditched.
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 28
don't let this happen to you! this has been a psa from sophia caldwell, your personal dating companion.
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 28
should i send over drinks and ask our server to include a little note that says "STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR EX I WANT THIS TO WORK OUT FOR YOU"
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 28
she's been in the restroom for ten minutes, i'm starting to get worried
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 28
sorry for the interruption but those cats just popped up on my feed and were so cute that i couldn't not retweet them 
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astrology @wokezodiac ∙ May 27
cats with hearts ~ pisces
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 28
she just excused herself to go to the restroom, should i go talk to him? should i go talk to her? this date needs an intervention
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 28
yes good talk about your siblings this is much better
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 28
she's trying to steer the conversation anywhere else, i am ROOTING for her, she's trying so hard #girlpower
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 28
for that matter, just stop assuming you know things! (this goes for everyone)
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 28
men! never imply that ladies only pretend to like sports because we want to get in your pants! we have better ways of doing that!
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 28
he says she's "a big sports fan, and not the kind of girl who pretends to be into sports because guys like it" oh no
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 28
no he's talking about his ex oh nononononononononono
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 28
they're back on track, talking about baseball now, thank god for the blue jays i guess 
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 28
i was thinking about writing some conversation topics on a napkin and subtly tossing it to their table but that idea got shut down
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 28
timing the last conversation lull: they sat in silence staring at each other for 74 seconds before he clapped and said "WELL"
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 28
but i think they burned through all of their conversation topics in the first fifteen minutes because things are starting to get weird
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 28
it all started off fine, he was super gentlemanly, pulled out her chair for her and everything and i love that
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 28
so i may have been eavesdropping a little bit and things are going downhill really fast 
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 28
but i'm out at dinner right now and i think the couple at the table across from mine is on their first date and you know i love love
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 28
first of all it's important that we note i went a whole twenty four hours without tweeting and i missed all of you a lot
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 27
my beautiful sister is telling me to put my phone away! 
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 27
a little girl just corrected me for calling her dog a puppy. who told her dogs ever stop being puppies????
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 26
don't avoid your mom though because she'll always find you
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 26
the second moral of today's story is AVOID HAVING BROTHERS
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 26
the moral of today's story is to trust your mom's judgement! (hi mom i'll call soon)
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 26
normally i wouldn't recommend giving your kids' phone number out to strangers but these two are crazy in love so this is the exception.
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 26
he almost didn't do it but something in his gut told him to and now they've been together for FIVE YEARS you guys!
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 26
it turned out they were around the same age and had some similar interests so she gave him amanda's number and told him to text her.
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 26
but they never would have met if amanda's mother hadn't chatted ken up in line at the grocery store!
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 26
it's about two of our background actors, their names are amanda and ken and they're one of the cutest couples i've ever met 
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 26
okay guys i just heard a really great meetcute story that i have to share with all of you
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 26
NO i haven't had the chance to see it yet! | American Psycho @APtheMusical Indulge yourself while you can. #AmericanPsychoBway plays its final performance on 6/5/16. http://bit.ly/1nDaTYY |
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 26
can we petition @Spike to put me and @PaulCuttler on the next season of #LipSyncBattle? we're ready for it.
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 25
check my snaps for a little birthday treat from me later too xo
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 25
you all are so wonderful and i wish i could respond to each of you but i have to go now! happy birthday, may 25th babies! 
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 25
happy birthday, wishing you the best! | rawr @lionlamb2008 @sophiacaldwell 25 on the 25th rt and follow back pleaseeeeeeee????????? |
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 25
you're so sweet!! happy unbirthday to you! | #1 Fifty Shades Fan @mrsgrey1988 @sophiacaldwell It's not my birthday but please answer me I'm your biggest fan ANA X CHRISTIAN forever |
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 25
happiest of birthdays! thank you for all your support! | Wendy Darling @goodmans @sophiacaldwell I've followed you since the Samantha Brown days, can I get a happy birthday too? |
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 25
happy birthday! make it your best one yet!| ev @everest007 @sophiacaldwell i turn 18 today and the best present would be a happy birthday tweet from you! |
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 25
happy birthday! i love you too!!!| Michie @IAmMichelle @sophiacaldwell IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO PLEASE RETWEET I LOVE YOU |
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 25
happy birthday callie! i hope there is a lot of cake in your future!| karen @kdubby92 @sophiacaldwell it's my sister callie's birthday too and she loves you, can you tweet her a happy bday please |
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 25
it's also series finale day for @Nashville_ABC but i'm hoping if i refuse to acknowledge that, it will magically renew itself.
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 25
rise and shine! today is going to be an awesome day because it's my sister @avac's birthday and she's coming to visit me this weekend!
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 24
thinking about hotdogs so much made me hungry and i decimated the craft services table and paul is laughing at me #letmeeat
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 24
i'm from new york so i'm used to getting my hot dogs with mustard and a frown
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 24
the time went so fast, i didn't even have a chance to find out if cream cheese on hotdogs is really a thing.
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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ May 24
good morning vancouver! we got some great work done in seattle but it's good to be back again. #FSD
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