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sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
oh and #4 
no cavities and i did not cry! thanks for coming on my dental journey, twitter!
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
#3: the reason the magazines in the waiting room are so old are because people STEAL the new ones! don't be that person!
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
#2b: they said it's not that uncommon for people to not do it before they come in, but it's better if you do, so brush those teeth!
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
#2a: and that means your gums will hurt less at the end! although they will probably still hurt some anyway
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
#2: if you brush your teeth before a dental cleaning, they don't have to work as hard to get your teeth clean
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
#1: we can't just stop flossing. it's a lie. but you should get a waterpik if you don't like flossing!
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
okay twitter, i learned three very important things today that i'd like to share with you
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
if i were going to write a historical novel, i think i'd want it to be a colonial romance with american spies and stuff
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
and that i'm going to write a historical novel? this is really specific for a horoscope
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
but it also says i'm going to spend a lot of time in a library which must have been metaphorical
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
according to cosmo, neptune was surrounded by friendly influences that month, which are what help you find things (or people!) you've lost
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
ANYWAY let's see what my horoscope was in december last year! pisces represent!
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
but this information seems kind of outdated so maybe it's time to pick a new magazine
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
i just want to warn you all that when i get married you're going to be hearing about what i'm reading in wedding magazines a lot
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
am i the only person on earth who thinks that's too much for a jar even if it does have ombre paint
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
and if you don't want to decorate your own mason jars you can buy already pretty ones for like $30 each WHAT
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
are mason jars still a thing? there's a whole article about how you can decorate with mason jars
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
i'm on a quest to find the oldest one, so far there is a spin from june 2013 and that's the winner
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
there are so many magazines to choose from here but they're all so old!
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
i haven't seen any of those big creepy displays with the plastic teeth but just a little too big to be a real human mouth? a good sign
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
an "honestly sincere" break a leg to the bye bye birdie cast of @CarsonHS! you'll be great! 
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@princesssmaria ∙ Aug 11
@sophiacaldwell i go to the same school as @izzythegreat17 and i'm in the show with her so can i have a retweet too?
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
that is the second most important question i'll have to ask today, if there are people who don't do that
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
it's good etiquette to brush your teeth before seeing the dentist even if they're going to do it for you, right?
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@izzythegreat17 ∙ Aug 11
@sophiacaldwell my school opens their summer production of bye bye birdie tonight, can i get a retweet pleeease?
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
why would you tell me this though omg 
| Brett @bcamanze @sophiacaldwell I was getting a root canal once and my tooth broke in two while they were drilling #dentalhorrorstories |
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
the only cartoon song from my childhood better than that was the one from hey arnold that was all I SAW I SAW your face AND WOW
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
FOUND IT i can't believe how long ago it was that this came out
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
does anyone else remember that song from the fairly oddparents about teeth? i have to find it now
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
oh my god NO | aimy @aimarro @sophiacaldwell the worst part of going to the dentist is really when they drill your teeth and you can feel it in your brain |
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
oh my god no 
| spicy @wasabigreens @sophiacaldwell The worst part of going to the dentist is when they give you too much novacaine and your mouth goes numb. |
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
but they know you're lying and also you know you're lying and it's a circle of tooth deceit!
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
and then they ask how many times you floss a day and you lie because you don't want to disappoint them
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
the worst part of going to the dentist is when they attack your gums and when you BLEED they're like "if you flossed this wouldn't happen"
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
i heard last week that flossing isn't a thing anymore? so that is the most important question i have to ask
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
he retired though (not because he made me cry!) so now i have been dentist bouncing
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
my dentist felt really bad but he had been my dentist for as long as i can remember so you would think he'd know that i am easy to trick!
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
once i went to the dentist on april fool's day and i didn't know and they told me i had seven cavities and i cried
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
that might not seem like a big deal but i've never had a cavity #unhumblebrag which is 
but i freak out that now is the time every time
sophia caldwell @sophiacaldwell ∙ Aug 11
rise and shine, world! i have a dentist appointment today so first of all please pray for me
